Foreigners VS Indians in Mumbai traffic...

Foreigners VS Indians in Mumbai traffic...

You guys are more mumbaikars than half of the south Bombay people I know.

You guys should go to Vietnam. I did not even wanna cross a sea of motorbikes, but my Vietnamese friend from the other side was smiling and waving while he walked leisurely towards me.

Now that shit is insane.

U gys didn't have your phones in your hand....hence u ended up crashing....

It's a rule here to use your phone while crossing the road....

Try going grocery shopping in the markets ????

Mumbai is probably the only city in the world where you have to watch both ways to cross at a one way road.

In india u watch both ways before crossing the road and then get hit by an airplane

Try Uganda bro. You can get hit by a bicycle or boda boda(motorcycles working as taxis) or even people carrying loads of goods on their heads or a fucking wheel barrow wheeling stuff.

Here in liverpool foreigners just stand in the middle of the road an when you hit them cause they didn't move they said you where racists towards them. The Fuckin bellends

In Every Indian City you have to see both sides before crossing the roads*

* : in Bihar You have to make sure the upcoming drivers don't have gun coz they can shoot you if u cross like this..

* : in Delhi You have to make sure the upcoming drivers don't have any relatives who is in some leading Political Parties, or Judge or Son/Daughter of rich man

* : in Uttar Pradesh You have to make sure the upcoming drivers don't have their foot on Accelerator cuz seeing u crossing the road might trigger them into Speeding!

* : in the entire South India You have to make sure that you are not an North Indian ..or else...!

* : in Maharastra You have to make sure that you are not an North Indian and drivers are from Shiv Sena !

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