When you can finally decorate the apartment the way you want to
When you break up with your girlfriend and you can finally decorate the apartment the way you want to
Imagine being found crushed by the motorcycle with your d**k in your hand.
I would totally do that. In fact, I'm disappointed that I didn't have that idea before now.
Too many shitty relationships exist where you can't be yourself. People are so terrified of being alone that they'll compromise their happiness to be with someone else. Fuck that noise. If you want to hang a Ducati on the wall, how dare anyone stop you?